Juggernauts continues trend of going 1-2 I last 4 series . Eliminators win game 1 and 2 , Juggs win game 3 with a bottom of the tenth walk off solo by Orlando, Orlando who has 3 0’s and only 4 1’s in second column has 4 homers on the APBA season already matching his MLB number.
Juggs at wahoos, game one carasco vs strasburg, wahoos win easily 11-3 , with a lot of help from juggs trumbo who commits 2 errors of the juggs four errors all costly , in addition trumbo rolls fielding 3 on RP board and gives up a RBI triple to Crawford who also scores. Top of first Strasburg turns back a votto homerun with only a +14 , omen of that game . Game 2 juggs come back and win 5-1 , springer, Orlando and schoop all have solo shots. The latter two back to back with 3 straight rolls of 66s. Duke gets win in relief. Game 3 is one for the record books. Wahoos score 1 in the bottom of 4th Estonia double scores matte after he stole second , in the 5th juggs take lead with Kyle seager 2 run homer his 3rd for juggs already, bottom of 9th Harris comes in for a 123 inning and win for juggs , BUT wait juggs are waved off the field after celebrating manager forgot to mark the score sheet with the wahooos RBI sac fly by arenado the game is actually tied 2-2 wth lol,EXTRA innings , 28 to be exact yes 28 innings !!!! Rodriguez gets the win and wood gets the loss after he pitches 12.1 innings.eaton finally hits a two run homer for wahoos win . It was a crazy game with all kinds of missed scoring opportunities, votto who is a G34 was caught stealing second twice along with two others as the wahoos threw out 4 of 5 base stealers and picked off hermmann on 3rd on an attempted squeeze play in the 19th .I am going to do a complete breakdown of the game later or if I figure it out just send pics of the score sheets lol. Game 1 win wahoos 11/12/1 juggs3/7/4. Game two juggs win 5/6/0 wahoos 1/3/1. Game 3 wahoos win 4/16/1 juggs 2/17/1.
Juggernauts traveled to lymebees. For their 3rd series of this period .Juggs start all lefties and bees start all righties. Game 1 happ vs fulmer, the juggs continue to live off the long ball, trumbo solo shot in first , votto 2 run shot in 5th to tie game after hosmer 2 run shot in 3rd for bees 2-1 lead then in 4th upton two run shot bees up 4-2 . After vottos homer ties game , Orlando singles and scores on a huge error by beltre. Juggs never look back and get another homer from schoop who gets two RBI because of a base runner on by cano error . Cano now has more errors than in the real season , happ gets win 8-4. Game 2 sabathia beats the Viking. Juggs win 9-2 Trumbo leads the way 3/4 double (HR turned back) and a grand slam. Game 3 Moore vs hendricks, trumbo had solo shot. Moore pulled after 4.1 ip even tho he only allowed two hits .harris gets a win for taking over for moores mistakes, this was a close game , but belisle is able to close out the bottom of 9th after duke gives up lead off double to Cabrera. Belisle gets save in 2-1 win for juggs.
Juggs at lemon heads, juggs win 2 of 3 , again. All of the juggs new acquisitions performed well . Game 1 wright gets a complete game win , behind an offense that had 16 hits ,7 hrs, kris Davis went 4/5 3hrs and a double , 4rs, 6 RBI , kris had 3 hrs in his first 3 ab.3of the 7 homeruns were converted 2bs,by stailey the losing pitcher.
Kyle seager also had a great debut, going 3/6 with a 2 run homer.final score juggs 18 lemons 3. Game 2 hammel pitches 6 solid innings for the win only run given up off a Nelson Cruz solo shot , Votto delivered a 3 run shot in the first which was the big difference in the game , Tulowitzki also solo shot for juggs . Juggs 5 lemons 1. Game 3 juggs dice finally die , and lemons come out of their dice slump a little.tillman goes a solid 6 and gives up 3 in his loss , Kennedy gets win for lemons . Juggs only run comes from another tulowitki solo shot ,Cruz and Duvall had solo shots for the lemons helping them win 3-1 , juggs had 1 out runners on second and third in top of 8th ,but kang and krush Davis couldn’t bring them in .juggs are very happy with their recent trades . Happ is also on trading block if anyone is interested.
The Browns hosted the Eliminators this afternoon (6/10), and it’s become clear that the Browns may never win again.
Game 1: Lester v Samardzija. The Sharts loaded the bases with 2 outs in the 1st only to have Reddick K… and then get ejected. Yeah, it was going to be that kind of series. In the 2nd the Browns scored 3 on an RBI double from Sal Perez and a 2-run double from Kyle Seager. Then the bats went silent. Lester was cruising, retiring 18 of 19 at one point when, with 2 out in the 8th, Castillo hit a ball at Corey Seager who did what 8 shortstops do and booted it. That’s all the Eliminators needed. Herrera (-9 vs LHP) singled to chase Lester. Bogaerts greeted Nate Jones with a 2-run double and then Steve Pearce put the Elims ahead with a 2-run HR. The Browns went 1-2-3 in the bottom of the 8th but at least tried to put up a fight against Reed in the 9th. Calhoun led off with a double followed by a Maybin walk. Salvy K’d and Fowler grounded into a double play to end it. This game was the bright spot in the Series for the boys from Shartlesville. Eliminators 4/5/0 Browns 3/5/1
Game 2: Sale v Cueto. The less said about the next two games, the better. Eliminators get the first run of the game in the 7th. Sharts tie it in the bottom of the 8th with a solo shot from Salvy. It stayed 1-1 till the 13th when former Browns Herrera and Segura both single. Herrera scores the go-ahead run on a wild pitch and Ian Desmond delivers Segura on a single of his own. Eliminators 3/9/0 – Browns 1/4/0
Game 3: Rodon v Gausman. The Browns take the lead in the 2nd on a Maybin sac fly. The Elims tie it in the 6th when former Brown Hanley Ramirez doubles with 2 outs and Steve Pearce singled him in. The Browns never threatened to score but the pen looked like they would keep them in the game. Cody Allen K’d 7 in his 3 innings of relief and with a runner on 2nd in the top of the 9th Donnie Hart K’d Desmond to end the inning. Mike Montgomery was summoned to start the 10th, for what looked to be another long affair. He had other ideas as he walked the bases loaded, surrendered a run on a sac fly, walked the bases loaded again before giving up a bases clearing double to Steve-Motherfucking-Pearce. Just for shits he walked the next batter too, before getting the last out. Five walks. Five. Five. Eliminators 5/5/0 – Browns 1/7/0
Notes: The Browns Slashed .150/.220/.206
Every Brown is available for trade.
This game is dumb.
Dice are dumb.
The real answer to the question “Where’s Matlock?” is: “In my head.”
Matlock’s goatee is dumb.
Baseball is dumb.